The Pride which comes before the fall

Hi everyone.

Yes, I mean everyone.  

So it's Pride month across the globe and a ton of clueless companies are out there trying to get Pride dollars into their wallet by making you think they give a shit.

Let's face facts okay.

What they care about is cash ducats. The bottom line is the dollar sign.

So how do they do this?

For the most part they don't and some don't have a clue on how to do this right.

Let's take Burger King for an example.

I love Burger King for those times when I'm short on cash and have a hollow belly.  Their shit fills it just fine for the most part.

Now comes Pride and the Home of the Whopper is turning on the gayness by offering the all New Pride Whopper.

So what makes a Whopper a Pride Whopper?  You get the option of selecting two bottoms or two tops.

I don't know if they realized this before they published but most of us "alphabet" people avoid matching types like the plague.

We all know that a top needs a bottom to fulfill their desire and two tops, unless if one flip flops, won't be able to get their freak on.  

Same goes for two bottoms, and I should know cause I'm a bottom in a relationship with a bottom.

It's a good thing that I love this girl more than anything.

Well, at least they are not Chick-fil-A.